A bossy and uncompromising green square of a team captain starts out with a list of no's: no pinks, no purples, no blues. And no triangles, no circles, no weird shapes or scribbles. With each page, shapes and colors are banished until none are left but green squares. The captain then rejets those who are bigger or smaller than him. After all that rejection, he finds himself utterly alone: "Hey, what happened? Won't someone play with me?"