I'm really happy. I love birthdays, especially mine, but other people's birthdays, too! Julie has invited me to her party, and I’m taking my rabbit Floppy with me. I’m really excited, even though Floppy is useless, because Julie is my girlfriend—she just doesn’t know it yet. I’ve decided to go dressed as Floppy, and Floppy will go dressed as me. I’m sure Julie will find this hilarious. But when we show up, nobody else is wearing a costume. And from that moment on, nothing really goes as planned…